Dear Designer Jeans,

The time has come dear jeans. You will be sorely missed. I can no longer fit into you. You know longer button up and lord knows i cant sit down with you on anymore. I have to move you to a bin for a while and hope that this wont change our relationship. You are my favorite thing to shop for. You are always there for me in time of need. You wont be gone forever though and I will take you out from time to time for inspiration for us to get back together. And we will be back together one day I promise you that. But this is goodbye for now. Thank you for being there through the years. My hiney will miss you.